As a service to America in our crusade to rid the world of evil, please fillout this questionaire.

Which best describes your political affiliation?

Which is the proper term for a protester of the War?

Where are the Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?

Will George W Bush win the 2004 elections?

Yes Absolutely If you don't vote for him the dept. of homeland security will be notified ? Voting is for Liberal Pussies

What should Saddam City's new name be?

New Bush City Rumsfeld City Jebville Cheneyland ?

To help the Dept. of Homeland Security, please write the names, addresses and phone numbers of any Anti-Bush Terrorist that you may live near, work with or see in your town.

I beleive that the electorial system in the United States may become infiltrated by Terrorist and in my best interest George W Bush shall be deemed king and ruler of the land.

I beleive that Islam should be outlawed in the United States of America

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Please submit your consent to attacking France to disarm them of their Weapons of Mass Destruction by submitting your neighbors SS number and define which position he screws his wife most often

By submitting this survey I authorize the Dept. of Homeland Security to monitor all electronic communications, my credit history,medical records, library records, Dixie Chicks records and authorize George W. Bush to step down as president and rise above terrorism by deeming himself King of America and ruler of the world.

April 29, 2003